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<Title>Professor, why can't we be friends?</Title>
<Text>Jake paused for several seconds, wishing she was just a little less rude. When he felt in control of himself again he forced a chuckle and said, “Nothing like that. Basic contracts with some local landscaping and other maintenance companies, and a small army of high school kids every summer. My mother used to enjoy coordinating it all, and now” —
“Not interested,” she said, and then contradicted herself. “Youre claiming this is all done by humans?”
“Umm,” he said. “Well, yes. Of course they use machines. We have a couple yard robots that” —
“You dont have little people running all over here every night? Folk, somebody called them?”
“Doctor Kessler, youre trying to make something out of nothing. Your comment about plantations reminds me, though. This area has a rich history of immigrants, both as artisans and as heavy laborers. I dont think history, at least popular history, has adequately told the story of either. When I was in college” —
“Not interested,” she snapped. “Dont try to change the subject. Whats your relationship with the community to the north?” </Text>
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<Title>The professor calls</Title>
<Text>She was, Jake thought, the least attractive human being hed ever met.
Since she was looking around, presumably assessing the house, he had a moment to look at her through the window, and he used it to question himself about that initial impression. Hed known people who didnt, physically, have much going for them, and hadnt reacted to any of them this way. He wondered why his reaction was different for her, why she repulsed him so. She was tall and broad shouldered, but no more so than Nancy, and he thought Nancy was the most attractive person he knew.
Since she was taking her time assessing the house, he had a moment to look at her through the window, and he pondered that initial impression. He was repulsed. Hed known people who didnt, physically, have much going for them, and hadnt reacted to any of them this way. What was different about her? She was tall and broad shouldered, but no more so than Nancy, and he thought Nancy was the most attractive person he knew.
It was the total lack of joy, he finally decided. This woman had no light in her eyes, not even a hint of twitch to her lips. She didnt just look unhappy, she looked determined to stay that way.
When she began impatiently eying his doorbell he decided it was time to open the door.
“Hello,” he said, trying to sound pleasant.
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She didnt move. “Nobody told me you had a doctorate.” Explanation was demanded.
Again he chuckled, though it sounded a bit forced in his own ears. “Im not surprised. In a small town people think the only real doctors are the medical ones. Of course its different for you in academia.” He gestured, trying to look gracious. “Wont you please come in?”
“Whered you get it? Your degree?”
“Carnegie Mellon,” he said. “In physics, if you can believe it. Not exactly applicable to my present life.”
“Hmph,” she said. He had a prestigious degree from a prestigious school. Her degree, the private detectives report said, was from a tiny school in central Indiana that had since lost its accreditation. One step above clipping a mail order coupon from the back of a magazine, the report said, but a small step.
“Carnegie Mellon,” he said. “In theoretical physics, if you can believe it. Not exactly applicable to my present life.”
“Hmph,” she said. He had a prestigious degree from a prestigious school. Her degree, the private detectives report said, was from a tiny school in central Indiana that had since lost its accreditation. One step above clipping a mail order coupon from the back of a magazine, the report said, but a small step. And she wasnt, for that matter, an adjunct professor at IUP. She was renting an office in one of their disused administration buildings.
Since he wanted her to be friendly — if that was even possible — Jake didnt pursue discussion of any of this. He simply waiting, holding the door with his left hand out to invite her in, and started to feel foolish.
Finally, still glaring at him as if hed deceived her, she stepped inside. “I have questions for you,” she snapped.
“About my education?” Jake was now sincerely confused.
“No, of course not,” she said, waving her clipboard. “Why would I care about that when nobody else does? About the community behind your house. The little people, as the locals call them.”
“No, of course not,” she said, waving her clipboard. “Why would I care about that? About the community behind your house. The little people, as the locals call them.”
“May I get you something to drink? Ice water, or tea?”
“No, no,” she said. “This isnt a social call. Its academic research.”
Although the report said she was forty-eight years old, Jake would have guessed she was much older. His grandmother had acted more youthful at ninety.
He steered her to the dining room table and held a chair for her until she sat. Sitting across from her, he said, “Im afraid Im not going to be much help to you.”
“Why not?,” she wasped. “People say youre the one who knows. Somebody said you make your money off this community. You and” — she looked at her clipboard — “a Miller family. Theyve been prolific.”
He imagined the matriarch of that family listening at the kitchen door. At least he hoped she was, because hed want to discuss the visit with her.
“Why not?,” she wasped. “People say youre the one who knows. Somebody said you make your money off this community. You and” — she looked at her clipboard — “a Miller family. There are a bunch of them. Must breed like rabbits.”
He imagined the matriarch of that family listening at the kitchen door. At least he hoped she was, because hed want to discuss the professors visit with her.
“If youve been asking questions,” he said while trying to look pleasant, “I imagine youve learned that folks around here like their privacy. Myself included. Its one of the privileges of living in a rural community.”
“Humph,” she said. Without asking permission, she stood and crossed into his parlor, to a back window. “Youve got a big playground out here. I see people in and out all the time. Whats the deal with that? Some kind of public park?”
He stood and walked to stand beside her. “Its not technically public, but its open to anyone from around here to use. My family has a lot of land” —
“Over a thousand acres!” she said. “Thats unheard of in this part of Pennsylvania. Farms are seventy acres, eighty at most.”
He paused until he was sure she was done, and then continued as if she hadnt spoken. “And we share these facilities with the community. It was a priority for my grandmother and my mother.”
She peered. “Tennis court, swimming pool — what all is out there?”
He smiled. She found a way to make the most reasonable question into a rude demand. Pointing, he said, “The swimming people is by arrangement only, for safety. We provide a lifeguard for groups. Theres a trap shooting range up behind that barn for which we also require arrangements in advance. The rest of it is open all the time. The court youre seeing used to be tennis, now its pickleball. Theres a childrens playground, and badminton. Horseshoes and corn hole over there. Inside that barn theres a ten meter range for air guns, no firearms. And over there” — he pointed — “are two trail heads. One is gentle, about a mile without serious hills. Its very pretty, with flowering shrubs and streams. Some beavers have been flirting with it, and were hopeful. The other is five miles and somewhat demanding. Then there are several acres for general use. Picnics, things like that.”
He stepped away, back toward the dining room, but she stopped him by saying, “You pay to maintain all this just because youre a” — hampered by the clipboard, she made awkward air quotes — “nice guy? Do you know what this reminds me of? Plantations, thats what. Where they had slaves to do all the work.”
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He paused until he was sure she was done, and then continued as if she hadnt spoken. “And we share these facilities with the community. Community was alway a priority for my grandmother and my mother.”
She peered. “So youve got a tennis court, a swimming pool — what all is out there?”
He smiled. She found a way to make the most reasonable question into a rude demand. Pointing, he said, “The swimming people is by arrangement only, for safety. We provide a lifeguard for groups. Theres a trap shooting range up behind that barn for which we also require arrangements in advance, and a ten meter air rifle range inside the barn. The rest of it is open all the time. The court youre seeing used to be tennis, now its pickleball. Theres a childrens playground, and badminton. Horseshoes and corn hole over there. And over there” — he pointed — “are two trail heads. One trail is gentle, about a mile without serious hills. Its very pretty, with flowering shrubs and streams. Some beavers have been flirting with it, and were hopeful. The other is five miles and somewhat demanding. Then there are several acres of grass, ballfields and a couple pavilions, for general use. Picnics, things like that.”
He stepped away, back toward the dining room, but she stopped him by saying, “Do you know what this reminds me of? Plantations. Where they had slaves to do all the work.”
Jake felt as if hed been slapped. This was dangerous territory. He gave himself a little mental shake and replied, “What an odd thing to say. Have you published work about plantations? Id be interested in reading it.”
She had not published anything whatsoever, the private detective had told him. Jake figured the best defense was a good offense, and he needed defense.
Her ugly face flushed. “It was just a general observation. Obvious to any intelligent person.”
“Ah,” he said. “Well, Dr. Kessler, were neighbors, and I wish we could be friends, but you seem disinclined to accept my hospitality. Its time for you to go, but my door is always open to you… if youre coming in peace.”
“Youre throwing me out? You havent answered a single question Ive asked.”
He opened his front door and stood beside it. “Good bye, Dr. Kessler.”
She strode to the door, but stopped directly in front of him. Pointing to his nose, she said, “I dont give up. Youll find I can be very unpleasant until I get my way.”
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<Text>Mrs. Miller came in from the kitchen a few seconds later. “What an unpleasant person. How you tolerated her as long as you did Ill never know.” She handed him a plate carrying a thick sandwich on dark brown bread and, when he looked suspiciously at it, exclaimed, “Its just tomato, peppers, and avocado — nothing to upset you. You havent eaten a thing all day.”
He looked confused. “Havent I? I had an apple for breakfast, didnt I?”
“That was yesterday, Jake.” she said. “One apple, yesterday. Youre not doing anyone any good by starving yourself to death.” She pushed the plate at him. “Eat.”
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<Text>MY GREAT